Thursday, 11 February 2010

• Brooklyn Decker is HOT!

  Recently, Brooklyn Decker appeared as the new cover model for Sports Illustrated. I've just seen some pictures of her, and WOW.  Fucking Andy Roddick! Why fuck Andy Roddick?  Actually, Brooklyn is already fucking him, they're married.  It doesn't matter if he's not even number one in his sport.  If I were in his shoes, I wouldn't even care about trying to beat Roger Federer.  At the end of the day, he's still going home to Brooklyn.  Lucky sonofabitch.
  
  Speaking of athletes with hot wives, mother fucking Tiger Woods was in the news again.  Compared to Roddick, Tiger is a fucking idiot.  This asshole IS number one in his sport, yet he had to cheat around like a bitch.  WTF is wrong with you Tiger?  Does Elin not do it for you?  Fucking idiot, should have married a bikini or lingerie model instead.  Look at Tom Brady, he's got Gisele.  Fuck, Seal has Heidi Klum and he's not even an athlete, on top of that his face is fucked up!
  
  Tiger, you fucking suck.
  

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